when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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