I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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