I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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