Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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