she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
