Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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