1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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