so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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