Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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