I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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