And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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