we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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