i would punch a child for taco bell
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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