Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
