She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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