Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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