i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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