your parents love me but you hate me
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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