it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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