also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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