Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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