And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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