no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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