This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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