Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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