I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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