If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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