I wish you could order shots online.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
two words: eviction party
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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