Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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