i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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