Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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