youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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