Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
