Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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