tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You ate ashes out of my bong
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