at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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