I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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