You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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