Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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