My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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