doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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