can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
These tits shall not be calmed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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