Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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