Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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