We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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