Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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