i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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