That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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