feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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