Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
