Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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